Well played my good bro. You have unlocked an bro achievement for the ages. Not only did you ninja sneak attack a seagull mid sand, but you did it like a total boss. I’m 100% pretty sure hiding in the sand and snatching up a seagull will get this bro laid.
Not one drink spent at the bar, zero cash spent on dinner. All this man had to do was catch a seagull and he was rewarded with instant beach poon. I have a tear of happiness slowing creeping down the side of my cheek. Sort of when a dad watches his son become a man for the first time.